I apologize for the lack of quotes. The games have been running late and I've been distracted. Speaking of distractions...ALE! No whores in this picture though. but ALE! You know you'd spend all your treasure on it if you had piles of gold too.
There are reasons you should keep your DM away from drugs. Several of them are in this picture. Of course if Chewbacca riding a giant squirrel against the invading nazis is your idea of a good time, then pass the bong around and let the DM have a few extra hits.
Now who wouldn't want an incredibly portable house like that. Especially when the GM declares you all violent hobos, you've got a house to prove him wrong. Of course it will fold up and fit into your bag of holding but that's just a bonus.
You know that if an adventurer lives long enough to retire that they've got to be badass somehow. Either they're cunning, resourceful, or just that damn tough. Not people you want to brag about your skill to regardless. Or brag around.
It's so true isn't it? Without random hating the game just doesn't go around as well. Cheers to fantasy racism and all the dramatic situations that it causes. So keep your grubby dwarves and snooty elves out of my house dammit.