The PCs take a night on the town

The PCs take a night on the town.  As you might expect, the town does not survive.  This is the case with most things the PCs encounter.  For DMs this can become frustrating.  This is where you learn to let go.  Everything you create will likely end up destroyed by the PCs.  Letting go is easier when you don't spend overly long creating any of it.  So learn to be a lazy DM.

LooneyDM out

PC quotes, in honor of the topic.

Wibble: (( we should go back to the main city and buy a ton of airhorns ))
Wibble: (( sonic attack them to death ))

Pliny: (( Holy shit! Nothing saved! ))
Pliny: (( I think this is the first time this has ever happened to me! ))
* Pliny cries tears of joy!

Sora Katra: "Your attack on the khyberspawn allowed us to drive off their army. We should be able to retake The Great Crag today."
I'kishaeila: (( I misread that as kittyspawn. ))

Thransil: (( Screaming Thundering Bow of Songs? ))
Pliny: (( It is the epicest thing ever! ))

Thransil: (( Thransil's amazing diplomacy check wins the day...even though dicekhan is a little bitch ))

Pliny: (( Zombears! ))

Wibble: (( Victoria's Secret Amazon Warriors ))

* Drogun rolls: 1d20 => 3
Drogun: (( where did my feet go!?!? ))
* Iki rolls: d20+19 => 19 + 19 = 38
Iki: (( I found them! ))

Pliny: (( You're logicking it down from panicking? ))
Pliny: (( Man, it's like the opposite of those shows where robots are destroyed by sending them into logic loops ))

Wibble: (( only we can start forest fires! ))

Pliny: (( Are we going to fight zombie trees?!?! ))
Wibble: (( zombie redneck trees! D: ))

I'kishaeila: (( reasoning with the trees... negotiations would go in rings... ))